comrades,

dear great leader exhorts you to show your appreciation for the patriotism of our comrade senatorial candidate jack enrile. until now, dear great leader is struck by the utter selflessness of comrade jack's insistence that we should forego the discussion on his criminal culpability in the name of national unity.

comrades, do not forget comrade jack on may 13. you know what to do.

viva la revolucion and off with their heads,
dear great leader